Quotes From "Feast Of Fools" By Rachel Caine

Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"" I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood, " Claire said. "Is that it?"" No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking. Rachel Caine

That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know."" Truly, I think that's best. Please take it." He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind."" I so wish you hadn't said that. Rachel Caine

Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. 'Will you swear?' And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a string of swearwords that made Claire blink. He ended with, '–frothy fool-born apple-john! Cheater of vandals and defiler of dead dogs! ' and did another twirl and bow. He looked up with a red, red grin that was more like a leer. 'Is that what you meant, my lord? Rachel Caine

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]" Don't they teach you anything in your schools?"."" Pity. I suppose that's what comes of your main education flowing from Google. Rachel Caine

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth. Rachel Caine

A rap at the back door made her jump, and she peered through the window for a long time before she eased open the door a crack. She left the security chain on. 'What do you want, Richard?'Richard Morrell's police cruiser was parked in the drive. He hadn't flashed any lights or howled any sirens, so she supposed it wasn't an emergency, exactly. But she knew him well enough to know he didn't pay social visits, at least not to the Glass House.'Good question, ' Richard said. 'I guess I want a nice girl who can cook, likes action movies, and looks good in short skirts. But I'll settle for you taking the chain off the door and letting me in. . Rachel Caine